Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Pedestrian Petulance

New York is the city that never sleeps? That's true. They say road rage is all the rage in New York but I think the biggest danger is Pedestrian Petulance. You see, as I walk the sidewalks of Manhattan behind couples, the elderly and the texting, an intense emotion overflows me and I try to conceal my rage. I walk briskly attempting to get to my appointments on time, but I am gridlocked.

Would lanes help? Probably. Dotted white or yellow lines on the pavement reserved those who wish to walk slowly or quickly and that segregate those going I'm different directions. This is a bit extreme, but I'm the girl who uses spreadsheets to anticipate the most beneficial credit distribution for timely graduation; I live for order.




Anna
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